Bedroom Gangsta's Bedtime Stories

The Three Little Chicks

Once upon a time there was a mother whore who had three little chicks.
The three little pigs grew so big due to puberty that the mother whore said to them, "You bitches are too big to bitch around here any longer. You must go and build houses for yourselves, before I bitch slap all of ya’. But take care that the wolf named Blade does not catch you. he rapes chicks like ya’ll. And is known to cause internal pelvic injury due to extreme in-depth penetration of his monster sharp blade penis"
The three little chicks set off. "We will take care that the wolf does not fuck us," they said.
Soon they met a man under a tree who was wanking over some pictures of Michael Jackson. "Please will you give me some cum?" asked the first little chick. "I want to build a house for myself."
"YARRR BITCH!" said the man and he wanked the first little chick his orgasmic juices all over her body. They went on and on until there was enough cum to build a house.
Then the first little chick built herself a house of hardened cum. she was very pleased with her house. she said, "Now the wolf won't catch me and fuck me up."
"I shall build a stronger house than yours," said the second little chick.
"I shall build a stronger house than yours, too," said the third little chick.

The second little pig and the third little pig went on along the road. Soon they met a man who was selling some condoms.
"Please will you give me some comdoms ?" asked the second little chick. "I want to build a house for myself."
"YARRR BITCH YARRR," said the man. “But they are brand new. You’d have to buy them unless its been used” said the man”
“well what are you still waiting for? Aren’t we chicks looking horny?”
Without a word, the procession of their threesome began.
Then the second little Chick built herself a house of condoms filled with the leftover cum from the first little chick. It was stronger than the house of hardened cum.
The second little chick was very pleased with her house. He said, "Now the wolf won't catch me and fuck me."
"I shall build a stronger house than yours," said the third little chick.
The third little chick walked on, along the road, by herself. Soon he met a man carrying some dildos.
"Please will you give me some dildos?" asked the third little chick. "I want to build a house for myself."
"YARRR, YARRR BITCH, YARRR!" said the man and he gave the third little chick some dildos.
Then the third little chick built herself a house of fake dicks.
It took her a long time to build it, for it was a very strong house. And was as hard as father pimp’s dick.
The third little chick was very pleased with her house. she said, "Now the wolf won't catch me and fuck me."
The next day blade the wolf came along the road. He came to the house of cum which the first little chick had built.
When the first little chick saw the wolf coming, she ran inside her house and shut the door.
The wolf knocked on the door and said, "Little chick, little chick, let me come in bitch!"
"No, no,!! You make me wanna scream!" said the little chick. "By the hair of my sunni clit chin, I will not let you cum in. I have had enough of cum. My house is already made of cum"
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down, and same goes for your pussy" said the wolf.
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed. The house of cum crumbled down and blade the wolf blowed and fucked up the first little chick. Her pussy mangled badly.
The next day blade the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of condoms which the second little chick had built.
When the second little chick saw the wolf coming, she ran inside his house and shut the door.
The wolf knocked on the door and said, "Little chick, little chick, let me come in you bloody bitch"
"No, no, you make me wanna scream" said the little chick. "By the hair of my sunni chin chin, I will not let you come in."
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in," said the wolf same goes for your clit.
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed. The house of condoms fell down and the wolf tore up the clit of the second little chick.
The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of dildos which the third little chick had built.
When the third little chick saw the wolf coming, she ran inside her house and shut the door.
The wolf knocked on the door and said, "Little chick, little chick, let me come in la pundek"
"No, no, you make me wanna scream!" said the little chick. "not By the shades and sleeveless shirt you’re wearing, I will let you come in."
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in, same goes for your cunt" said the wolf.
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed. But the house of dildos did not fall down.
“FUU YO YO” said the wolf.
Blade the wolf was very, very, very angry indeed.
He said, "Little chick, I am going to fuck you up. I am going to climb down your chimney to get you."
The little chick was very frightened, but she said nothing. she started masturbating and filled a big pot with ejaculated juices on the fire, to boil.
The wolf climbed on the roof. Then he began to come down the dildo chimney.
The little chick took off the lid from the pot. Into the pot fell the wolf, with a big splash. ” you make me wanna scream!!” said blade the wolf. And that was the end of the wolf.
The third little chick turned out to be a clever bitch for him.
- The End -

Bruce Pain,The Badman.

Greetings fellow superheros.

We are called superheroes because we serve justice to those who desire it. We serve justice to pussies that need it. And we serve justice to people that lack it soo much they resort to heinous acts such as sex toys or masturbation.

I swore on my parents bed the night they died serving justice to an evil so corrupt,my father had to resort using tons of viagra. THE PENILE DYSFUNCTION. I swore that i would help wherever i could and never have anal practicals on their bed again with Alfred,until i made sure even fat people got some.

Now i am ready,i am ready to ride or be rode to battle with my banner hard n erect. I will carry my standard deep into the flesh cave of every women to rid evil n purify this world.



More to come soon,watchout.

Bedroom gangsta ft. gonchang grandfather introducing chronicle

Rihana- Take a bow (bending down to sell backside song)

How bout a box of condoms?

Standing position...

Ooooh Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You look so dumb right now Wanking outside my house

Trying to circumsise

You're so ugly when you cum (Please) Just cut it off

Don't tell me you're sorry you got fucked

Baby when I know you're only sorry that you suck

But you put on quite a show

You really had me moaning

But now it's time to cum

Orgasm’s finally reaching

That was quite a show

Very ejaculating

But it's over now

Go on and milk my cow

Grab your clothes and get gone

(You better hurry up)

Before my sprinklers come on

Talking bout "Girl, I fucked you, your clit’s the one..."

These just look like two big buns

(Please)

What else you want?

And don't tell me you're sorry you got fucked

Baby when I know you're only sorry that you suck

But you put on quite a show

You really had me moaning

But now it's time to cum

Orgasm’s finally reaching

That was quite a show

Very ejaculating

But it's over now

Go on and milk my cow ohhhhhh

And the award for the best liar goes to you

For making me believe

That you could drink

My cum for me

Let's hear your speech

oh...

How bout a box of condoms{laugh}

Standing position.......

But you put on quite a show

You really had me moaning

Now it's time to cum

Orgasm’s finally reaching

That was quite a show

Very ejaculating

' eyeahhhhh

But it's over now Go on and milk a cow But it's over now...

My favourite song!!! Gonchang grandfather ft.The bedroom gangsta

Here's the lyrics to my favourite song. Hope everyone likes it=)

My life is brilliant, your mom's a whore

You're not a virgin, of that I made sure

I fucked her on the subway, I was with another man

But I won't lose no sleep on that,

Cause I've got a plan

You're bootyfull,

You're bootyfull,

You're bootyfull,

it's true

I cummed on your face,

In a crowded place,

How I wish that it were true

Cause i'll never be with you

Yes she caught my dick

As I walked on by,
She could feel from my dick, that I was fucking hard
And I don't think I'll lick her again,

But we shared in an orgasm,

That will last with our hands

You're bootyfull,
You're bootyfull,
You're bootyfull,
it's true

I cummed on your face,
In a crowded place,
How I wish that it were true
Cause i'll never be with you

Uh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh

You're bootyfull,

You're bootyfull,

You're bootyfull,

it's true

There must be an angel,

With cum on her face

When she thought up that I should be with you

But it's time to face the truth,

Cause I'll never get to fuck you

Sick of Dicks and Chicks

Yo guys!
The gonchang grandfather is back. Today, we shall talk about the bedroom gangsta's sickness. He is not feeling well today. As we all know, over indulgence in something will make you tired of it, just like eating your mother's cooking everyday, or watching the same porn video again and again.
I guess he is either sick of sex, or he must have contracted some STD- sexually transmitted disease. He suspects that it could have been Letchmi who passed it to him. After all, whats 48 years of experience?

So, I think the bedroom gangsta has contracted STD, instead of being sick of sex. So, the adventure of Sunitha will have to wait, as the bedroom gangsta cunt have sex now.

cheers
gonchang grandfather

G-P-A

Lets talk about GPA today.
Its sounds like grade point average, but, most people dont know what this stands for!
Though I'm sure the bedroom gangsta knows=)
It stands for Girl penetration Activity!
The lower you get, the better it is, so those who get 2 and below means you are fantastic.

This Activity can be done after your chicken rice or smoking break, like the bedroom gangsta has most shamelessly shown in the previous post, it can be done at night, or behind the hostel in RP!

So, guys, what are you waiting for?
Go and get a low GPA!
cheers
Gonchang grandfather

Republic poly aunty

Today was an adventourous day for the bedroom gangsta. at least it made up for him cumming late for sch. the faci was another pain in the ass though.
the 2nd break had jus started...bedroom gangsta had been playin games all day. was a bored day for him. little did he know what orgasmic experience he was about to have later that day.
after his smoking break and chicken rice lunch in the W1 canteen,he was seen heading to W3 back to his clazz. dat was wen he saw her. the cleaning lady. near the 1st floor toilet. he stood in awe as he watched her bend down to pick up some stuff from the cleaning trolley. tight in her pants. through her shirt he could see her "longkang". and tried to make out what it looked like underneath. didnt take him long to get hard. after he did what he came for to the toilet. he mustered up courage to get near her and started to converse. he noticed her name tag. it read "letchmi". that made him hornier. it sounded like "lick me". they were seen conversing about close to five mins.
he slowly held her hands to lead her on....she shly rejected at first....bt bedroom gansta's seductive persuasiveness overwhelmed her. slowly they entered the male toilet without any watchful eyes around looking at them. their entred the 2nd cubicle from the last.

in there he showed letchmi a PBL system of his own. what she knew, what she didnt know, what she needed to find out. she too taught him a thing or two under the "what you need to find out about me" section. they went on and on. the toilet seat was heard rattling loudly due to the excessive humping. they went on and on. letchmi couldnt possibly stop. 48 years of experience indeed!
finally after about half an hour, their orgasmic adevnture ended. lectmi was seen coming out of the cubicle wiping the cum on her face. they both washed up.lectmi went exited the toilet 1st and went about doing her job. so did the bedroom gangsta.....as he smiled to her and left to clazz.

he reached the lift to get to the 4th floor. the doors opened he entered with the rest of the fellow students waiting for the lift. as the lift travelled up. he noticed something peculiar.a jersy on a girl. the name on her back read "SUNITHA"(give me ur pussy in tamil)!!!
get ready for the next post on the adventures with sunitha!!!